Meow

I don’t know how to be less.
I don’t know how to change the colors in my closet.
I don’t know how to eat grapes.
I don’t know how to take it slow.
I don’t know how to take a proper vacation.
I don’t know how to play the mandolin.
I don’t know how be with another person.
I don’t know how not to embarrass myself.
I don’t know how to like condiments.
I don’t know how to be confident.
I don’t know how to be desirable.
I don’t know how to go on a diet.
I don’t know how to step down.
I don’t know how to converse for extended periods of time.
I don’t know how to be less anxious.
I don’t know how to be my age.
I just don’t know, darn it.